GIRLS: Just because YOU may think it is attractive to suck in your cheeks and stick our your lips and that it will make boys crowd your beeswax and all, you still end up looking about attractive as this. And frankly, the fact that my newsfeed is filled with this crap makes me want to punch babies. Please stop. For the sake of an innocent baby. This is just an insult to ducks everywhere. Kelis taught us that the most effective way to bring boys to the yard is a Milkshake. So put away your camera and lips, a just get out your blender. Trust me.

10knotes:

Dolphins see themselves in a mirror

fascicinate:

Stereo Hearts by Gym Class Heroes ft. Patrick Stump (Unplugged)

this version is so much better than the original.

My heart’s a stereo, it beats for you so listen close
Hear my thoughts in every note
Make me your radio and turn me up when you feel low
This melody was meant for you, just sing along to my stereo

(Source: snakehole-lounge)

What’s worse?

The fact that I listen to Spice Girls in my car, or the fact that I blast it loudly with no shame at all?

Best purchase EVER 

(Source: sassyalpha)